thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
