He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Did I show you my penis last night?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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