You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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