I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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