He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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