I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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