"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
