you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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