Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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