i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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