wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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