another moral hangover. fuck.
I looked at my own cervix.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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