There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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