well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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