that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Randomize
