Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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