just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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