Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
There r osticjed everywhere
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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