Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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