he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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