Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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