Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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