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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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