She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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