This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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