Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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