so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Banned from zoo.
Again?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
