He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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