Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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