Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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