she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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