He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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