what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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