"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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