That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms