Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.