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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?

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  unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept

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• (936): View more from Texas

  If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I am not getting you a goat.

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???

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• (310): View more from California

  The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.

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