a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.