are you still at the devil's house?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying