is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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