I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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