Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize