if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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