Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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