yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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