they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
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I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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