when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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