This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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