Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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