i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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