Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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