I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Randomize
