What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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