I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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