We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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