Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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