I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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