I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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