Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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