so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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