Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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